Iseul’s makin’ fun of me for gettin’ a wine named after crab juice, but if it tastes good, it tastes good—

My place needs dimmer, warmer lights in the kitchen! When I cook in dark nights like these, I don’t need to cook my RETINAS, too.

Owner of our favourite bottle shop and I talked Trump’s tariffs. The last time around, some importers bowed out—couldn’t eat the costs.

Why did every single machine decide to break after MLK Day…? Nothing spared me, and two letters against defendants are missing, ha.

Every single printer and mail machine in this firm stole my lunch break. Upside is that I get to see Garrett again tomorrow. Cool tech!

If I ever get tired working Downtown, I may turn a new life working with the earth. I know if I tried hard enough, I could start a cidery.

Wow, those steam clouds are slowing to a crawl… They must be turning into ice crystals in the air. It is -18°F at the moment. Beautiful.

What should I do on my lunch break today? It’s been a while since I’ve hit the office gym…

One of these days we’ll have to finish that alien landscape. I don’t know WHEN or IF I’ll want to paint after that. Think I might write…

Midnight. Woke up, dreamt of Axel. Fuck, I hate waking up from those dreams. He was right there. His chest was warm…

The Himalayan salt lamp has got to be one of mom’s best gifts to me. The campfire orange glow brings in the coziness on icy, winter nights.

I love watching the white steam clouds billow over the power plant. Formerly coal-generated, now it’s state-of-the-art combustion turbines and steam generators.

Tresorit sounds great on paper but it’s broken as shit. I’ll eat my head before I ever use it again.

Fiancée went to her local book club and was disappointed to find it was all horny women talking about their favourite smut rofl

I forgot how bad the Bonapartes was. Watching the first episode of Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares… The show was named after that joint.

It should be a crime to stop selling winter teas in January WHEN WINTER GOES INTO MARCH IN MINNESOTA—I'm looking at YOU, REPUBLIC OF TEA!!!

Sent the marine biologist Yaen’s “Fish Fight!”. Nerd. She’s asking why I have this

Oh, yeah, today is warmer than tomorrow will be. And it’s -5°F/-20.5°C right now. I’m gonna have to wear mittens INDOORS.

You watch ONE JonTron video and now I’ve read the entire Animorphs TV Tropes page. Lying in bed recovering now, oooogh…

Added two dozen more songs to my lovely Japanese flip phone. It’s so nice to disconnect from being always online. <3