The weather’s good today! Might hit the jacuzzi after work, itchin’ to chat up the neighbours.

To my Supervisor: “You’re never going to let me live down child Fight Club, are you?”

My supervisor: “I think I get a free yeeting.”

Why waste life stressing over Internet strangers when you could be drinking BOURBON WITH FRIENDS! From now on? I’m all-in on SOCIAL DRINKING

Jeong-Hwa: “We’d respect his positivity more if he were actually positive.” Love this woman. There’s a reason she’s one of my best friends. 🌹