Remembering the guy who came into our hospital with leg burns claiming a motorcycle welding accident, clearly a meth lab explosion. Smh.

I almost wish I didn’t know all that shit about the criminality of my population. I’m better informed and I have a lot of thinking to do.

I’m going insane reading this report. It’s like a bad pipe-dream world where all reason and rationality have gone out the window except it’s real.

MY GIRL TOLD ME I CHIRP AND MEOW like A CAT IN MY SLEEP… dying.

“I have had more than enough toilet talk in my professional career, than I ever thought I’d have! I’M AN ACCOUNTANT!” I love working here.

My supe’s telling me that the firm has had multiple forbidden toilet incidents—God I never get tired of this job.

Conversation in the law firm today: “How does a girl miss the toilet?” “That takes some talent!” “You’d have to get on top of the tank—”

Left my music playing when I went to get the mail and my co-worker said he felt like he was at a rave. WOOPS lol

You would think an attorney would not mix up his married clients. Just saying the wife’s name is probably not GUY.

My supervisor wants me to suffer so she had me watch the Mufasa trailer. She succeeded. This bodes well for the firm

So I open up Bluesky to see how it is, and apparently they’re banning adult women for talking about wearing diapers. Amazing AI automoderation.

I MISSED THE LIVE REINDEER PETTING OUTSIDE MY WORKPLACE YESTERDAY BECAUSE I WAS OUT SICK DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIIIIIT RAAAAARRRRRRRGH

I don’t want to be miserable about things that I can’t change, but my ancestors really should not have had children—going back 800 years.