My supe’s telling me that the firm has had multiple forbidden toilet incidents—God I never get tired of this job.

Conversation in the law firm today: “How does a girl miss the toilet?” “That takes some talent!” “You’d have to get on top of the tank—”

These are the days I wish I could go to seminary and take up a path of pastoral care. But still, I need to be thankful for the life I have.

Below freezing but there’s no snow. What is this bullshit

I think I need a spa facial. Well, I need to get things off my chest, too… and exercise… bake bread… Lots of things.

I have to decide what to do with my life after reading The Anxious Generation: How the Great Rewiring of Childhood Is Causing an Epidemic of Mental Illness. No, really. What do I want to do with my free time next?

Trying to think to back when I was a 13-year-old chick and wondering if I was messed up as some of these girls now. I was just LONELY, not—

Twitter and Facebook used to not have a Like button. People forget that. Or, they’re too young to ever know these platforms weren’t viral.

I know I should be more… compassionate. Not their fault they were raised to be cowards, but as someone who’s dealt with ACTUAL danger? C’mon

I take for granted that the music we create now are a “concrete” and real part of the world, as extant as any tree. What does that mean…?

Just finished reading Chrysalis, a sci-fi novella originally posted on r/HFY 8 years ago. Recommended by my fiancée and loved it. ❤️

Looking at the files for a case our firm is suing, it appears… that some old-ass man let his livestock run amok and totalled an ambulance.

Decided against the Minnesota Orchestra NYE show when I saw it was William Eddins conducting Rhapsody in Blue. Formalised taffy.

Yo I wonder if anyone in my apartment is gonna host an open NYE party in any of the lounges. 👀 I’m itchin’ to perform with my devil sticks…

Dude Downtown is practically a fucking ghost town I guess everyone has New Year’s Eve off

Scramble scramble scramble, life’s a scramble only if you keep it that way. The personal hells that people make for themselves…

“I don’t even have time to be myself. I’m too busy fixing other people’s problems… So they don’t cause ME a problem.”

Nabbed a $1250 CE credit psychotherapy course for only $100. Nice.

My boss forgot to tell me I got a raise and my supervisor says I’m not allowed to spend the extra money on gallons of chocolate milk

Left my music playing when I went to get the mail and my co-worker said he felt like he was at a rave. WOOPS lol