I forgot how bad the Bonapartes was. Watching the first episode of Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares… The show was named after that joint.

Feeling a lot better after I got to talk about dead presidents with my co-workers

“I have had more than enough toilet talk in my professional career, than I ever thought I’d have! I’M AN ACCOUNTANT!” I love working here.

Looking at the files for a case our firm is suing, it appears… that some old-ass man let his livestock run amok and totalled an ambulance.

My boss forgot to tell me I got a raise and my supervisor says I’m not allowed to spend the extra money on gallons of chocolate milk

Rediscovering the joy that is SNEAL.

My supervisor says that she doesn’t think of souls as having colours like Skittles, but if they do have colours, mine is probably orange.

Australia is hiring butchers from Minnesota to train their own populace in the fine art of meat prep. Funny how that could’ve been me!